the touring band story

[J Rock DARK]

we're just touring the country. don't mind us. we don't bother nobody. not unless you want your face smashed in and your heart ripped out while you're still alive. then your bleeding heart will be fed to your dogs. yeah thats whats next. hell yeah. actually touring brings out the best in people. G Famous and J Rock are kicking ass. taking names. we're on our way. the new music vibe is great. learning cover songs and writing new titties. however we do miss our families. i want to say hi to Jessica and Violette. i miss you girls. and Maeve in TN. rock on. don't get in too much trouble. some interesting facts to ponder. 1. amount spent on gas...$300. 2. the $1500 Nuggles (1994 ford Van) keeps rollin. 3. Ate at Yankee Doodles, Gordon Birisch, CPK, PHO, Mcdonalds, Ralph's, BBQ outside, and many more. 4. Slept zero nights in the Van. wow. a big thanks to everyone for being so kind and hospitable. thanks. 5. the amount of fun is 100 times 70 divided by 10 add 2348 then subtract 23. multiply that by the amount of beer i drank last night. thats how much fun i'm having. thanks to all.

J Rock DARK is thirsty. "Sorry, we Party"